ruusverd:

injuries-in-dust:

Man, I hope that girl managed to figure things out.

I distinctly remember during Ye Olde Hellish Childhood Days of being dragged to Baptist churches this one guest preacher that went on and on about how important it is for Christian men to be friends with other Christian men but how difficult it is for men to have friends, because of course when you become friends with another man you will naturally want to have sex with him, so the temptation, y'know? It’s tough, resisting those urges to have sex with all your man friends when you’re a man, all you men know what I mean. It’s so hard. You must be Very Strong In Your Faith before you can handle the responsibility of being friends with another man, so you will be able to Resist The Devil and not have sex with them.

14 year old me sat there in my pew, thinking. I think I know something about this man that he does not know.

chefpyro:

not to be political on main but i think we should probably be making things easier for people

soberscientistlife:

I love Trevor Noah

clothingweapon:

urbaneurban:

obsessed with new yorkers describing something that happens in literally every city on the planet and then going only in new yawk babyyyyyyyy!

owlet:

owlet:

thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

escuerzoresucitado:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

hexthelex:

2man222:

frawgs:

so when are the residents going to stop being evil?

jerichomere:

cosmonautroger:

Additionally,

bimboid:

justanothergreyface:

straightboyfriend:

catchymemes:

epilepticsaints: